(Source: urrectum)
Wow…
Omg
MANBEARPIG IS REAL.
(Source: bulkmale)
(Source: whykickamoocow)
“Sssshhhhh….it’s okay, sweetie, Daddy’s almost done. Daddy’s going to shoot a big load inside you and get you good and pregnant. Would you like that?”
“N-nnn….mmmff…..”
“Ooooh….that sounded like a yes to me, princess…..you’ve been such a naughty girl, parading around in those short shorts and halter tops, teasing Daddy with your tight little ass…”
“N-nn….dddy…..dnt….”
“I know you’re not using birth control….mmm….your pussy’s so tight….Daddy’s gonna cum so hard in you….so fucking hard in your teasing little cunt….”
“N-nn-nnnnnnn!!!! Mmmmmfffff!”
“Oh yeah baby girl, here it comes…here it FUCKING COMESSSSS HRRRRNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!”
“NNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!”
^ LOL ???? this is a gif of two guys…
Don’t worry about the impregnation caption, read the comment afterwards knowing that the caption is an impregnation caption. XD
Hulk Smash.
What manner of witchcraft is this. HE IS NO HULK. BEHOLD. WHITE PENIS.
He had wanted to use a condom, but she convinced him not to. She wanted to feel his bare dick in her pussy. She wanted to feel him cum deep inside her….to flood her ovulating womb with his potent seed. Of course, he had no clue she was at her peak fertility right now, but she had no intention of telling him. She would just keep riding him….milking his cock with her pussy muscles…keeping him trapped beneath her until he had no choice but to empty his balls right up inside her…
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
THE SASS
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